| Conservative | Liberal |
|---|---|
| Preserve of the lives of innocent unborn babies, and execute convicted murderers. | Preserve of lives of convicted murderers, and execute innocent unborn babies. |
| Allow law-abiding citizen's to have free access to firearms for protection, and imprision criminals. | Prevent law-abiding citizen's access to firearms for protection, and parole criminals. |
| Parents are the most qualified people to raise their children. Government should not be involved in the process. | Parents are incapable of raising their children. Government needs to make sure that parents raise children properly. |
| A family unit consists of a man, a woman, and children | A family unit consisting of a man, a woman, and children is a dysfunctional family unit. |
| Parents should be allowed to decide where and how their children should be educated. | Parents are too stupid to decide where and how their children should be educated. In fact, the public school system should help parents, because they are miserably incompetent. |
| Minorities and women are perfectly capable of competing in a highly competitive environment. | Minorities and women need government to help them compete in a highly competitive environment. They are unable to do it themselves. |
| Animals should be used for medical testing so that the ailments of people may be cured. | Animals should not be used for medical testing. If sick people want to be cured, experiment on them. |