| "Does not rise to the level of impeachment" | "We don't care if Bill Clinton lies under oath; As long as you don't" |
| Affirmative Action | Belief that minorities and women cannot compete with white males. |
| Alternate Lifestyle | Homosexuality and other deviant behavior. |
| Biggot | One who believes that people can achieve regardless of their race or gender. |
| Free Speech | A liberal's opinion. Anything else is hate speech. |
| God | Bill Clinton. |
| greedy Rich People | Taxpayers. |
| Hate Mongerer | Anyone who disagrees with a liberal. |
| Hate Speech | Opinions that disagree with that of a liberal. |
| Homeless | Bums. |
| Literature | Pornography. |
| Mean-Spirited | Conservative. |
| Perjury | Anything a republican says. |
| Right Wing Fundamentalists | Christians. |
| Sin | Moral behavior. |
| Under Achievers | Bums and lazy welchers. |