Mean-Spirited Evaluation

'; correctwin = window.open ('', '', 'height=300,width=300,scrollbars=yes'); if (correctwin.opener == null) correctwin.opener = window; correctwin.location = 'javascript:opener.respage'; } // } function evaluate(form) { var evChk = new Array; // if (form.evChk0.Checked) { document.write('yep'); // } evChk[0] = form.evChk0.CHECKED; evChk[1] = form.evChk1.CHECKED; evChk[2] = form.evChk2.CHECKED; evChk[3] = form.evChk3.CHECKED; evChk[4] = form.evChk4.CHECKED; evChk[5] = form.evChk5.CHECKED; evChk[6] = form.evChk6.CHECKED; evChk[7] = form.evChk7.CHECKED; evChk[8] = form.evChk8.CHECKED; evChk[9] = form.evChk9.CHECKED; for (x=0;x<=9;x++) { if (evChk[x] == '1') { numchecked = numchecked + 1; } } if (numchecked == 0) { msg = "You are no where near mean-spirited! "; msg += "In fact, I''m ashamed to even have you looking at my page. "; msg += "You need some time listening to Rush Limbaugh before you can "; msg += "think about being mean enough to read the contents of this page!"; } if (numchecked > 0 && numchecked < 4) { msg = "You have a very small amount of meanness. You need to work on "; msg += "becomming meaner."; } if (numchecked > 3 && numchecked < 7) { msg = "You are moderatly mean. You are not mean enough for my taste, but "; msg += "I can tolerate you for a short amount of time."; } if (numchecked > 6 && numchecked < 10) { msg = "You are pretty mean. I like that! Just a little fine tuning and you "; msg += "can be almost as mean-spirited as I am."; } if (numchecked == 10) { msg += "WAY TO GO!!! YOU ARE VERY MEAN!!! THE MEANER THE BETTER!!!"; } displayresults(msg); } var numchecked = 0; var msg = ""; -->

Check each of the boxes next to the statements that apply to you

	I believe that all law-abiding citizens should have free access to own and use firearms.
	I believe that "affirmative action" is racial and should be abolished immediatly
	I believe that the NOW gang is a bunch of loud-mouthed broads.
	I consider homosexuality to be deviant behavior.
	I believe that homeless people (intercity outdoorsmen) are just bums.
	I believe that in order to vote, one must be a taxpayer.
	I believe that convited murderers should be executed, immediatly.
	I believe that abortion is murder.
	I love animals because they are delicious
	I believe that the attacks on tobacco companies is uncalled for. They are not responsible for the stupidity of smokers

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